Oxfordshire piper's tunes could soon make it to the moon under the plans of an space entrepreneur.
If successful, this could turn the lifeless “zombie” court into a powerful tool for deporting alien terrorists.
The Laidlaw Memorial Pipe Band from Banbury is collaborating with Lonestar Data Holdings to beam traditional Scottish bagpipe music to a lunar data centre, preserving cultural heritage in space.
The pilot told intelligence officials he saw multiple drones moving together in a jellyfish-shaped formation moments before ejecting from his aircraft, according to a report.